Ian's Many Names

Ian doesn't know his name, and it's no wonder, since that boy is called so many things:

I call him booger, or boogs (I know I'm mean), stinker, and Sponge Bob Cranky Pants.

My mother calls him Cheeky.

A woman at work calls him Julius since he was born on the Ides of March (very cute! wish I had thought of that!).

Perhaps he'll start responding to one of these very soon!